John: How did the partnership with IKEA come about? Were you out pitching brands or…?
Illeana: Yes, I was. I did a pilot called Illeanarama, and I did a short film which was called Supermarket. Then I did a series where I compiled all of my short films for the Sundance Channel and I called it Illeanarama. I said I want to do something like Supermarket because you could get a brand to sponsor the entire show. I wanted it to be like a variety show but the difference being that it wasn’t going to be stand-up comedians doing the variety, it was going to be actors doing the comedy. Actors doing funny stuff. So I compiled all these shorts and I was going around pitching that, but that didn’t go anywhere.
And eventually I did this pilot called Illeanarama which was based on this premise that I worked at this supermarket called Supermarket Of The Stars. Ed Begley was in it and Justine Bateman. I got Jerry Mathers who was the Beaver and Jane Lynch. And it was the juxtapositioning of celebrities being in the supermarket versus the regular people that work there. We did the pilot and it didn’t go. Interestingly, it spawned a bunch of shows that were just like my show. There were a bunch of shows that then came out that were about supermarkets. And movies. There was Employee Of The Month, Ten Items Or Less, there was suddenly this proliferation of supermarket shows. But they always shied away from the idea of actress or celebrity working in the supermarket – that always bothered them. So then I went around to actual supermarkets like Whole Foods and Vons and all these people thought I was out of my mind. They were like, “A show… in a supermarket…? I don’t think so.”
I was just pitching it and pitching it and pitching it and eventually I got this call… I was asked to pitch something to Ford, a series of funny commercials to Ford utilizing this car. I remember going
and talking to them, but it didn’t go anywhere. Then the next thing I knew was I got this call saying do you want to meet the people from IKEA? They were interested in doing interstitials. So I met with them. We were talking about what we wanted to do, and the more we continued to talk, I said, “What about this idea of doing this show where I work for IKEA?” And I wrote the script and I said I’ll try to reach out to some people I know and see if they’ll do it. It was such a new idea at the time on the internet that I was able to get Tom Arnold and Jeff Goldblum and Justine who was completely into it and wanted to do the show. So I wrote it and I just had as many people as I possibly could come do it.

Cheri Oteri at the Easy To Assemble premiere
It was probably wildly ahead of its time. Of course now it’s, oh, a web series, everybody’s got to have a web series. But at the time it did seem pretty crazy. When we got our second year pick-up, it started to get that people were approaching me saying, “I really want to be in it.” Like Cheri Oteri, she saw it and said I really think it’s funny and I really want to be in it. So people started coming to me and saying I want to be in it, which was great. It gave me this opportunity to be a comedy writer without having to go through all the steps of rejection like I’d done before…my three failed pilots that didn’t go anywhere. It was great. It was like 1950s television where, basically, the only thing that’s branded about the show is that we all work for IKEA. And that’s kind of what makes it funny.
I think there’s something humorous about the brand. So doing a show at IKEA for some reason works. I don’t know if it would necessarily work for another department store like Macy’s. We all work at Macy’s! And it’s hysterical! Although I wouldn’t turn them down – if they wanted me to write a show for them I certainly wouldn’t turn them down. But there’s something so kookie about the Swedish-ness of IKEA that it seems like you could believe that I would go there to work. And a lot of what is put into the script is semi-true. It’s either based on things that are part of IKEA culture or part of what’s going on in my life.
John: Is IKEA, as far as the creative side, are they involved creatively a lot, or are they more “here’s the check, now go make the show”?
Illeana: They’re involved creatively in the sense of the basic things – you can’t disparage the brand. However, they’ve been kind of

Illeana and Tom Arnold
unbelievable in what they let me do. They know I’m pushing the envelope as much as possible. Their thing is as long as it has a twinkle in the eye and it’s family friendly. I told this story to the LA Times. I had waited a couple of years to tell it, but it was an absolutely true story. I had written in Tom Arnold, who is my friend in real life, too, and we’ve done all these movies together and hung out together and been photographed on the red carpet together.
So I said let’s write in this story line together where you’re trying to get me to rev up my career by doing a sex tape video with you. So what happens is that we do the sex video and it does not turn out well. I say I’ve got to go to work. And you pull back to reveal that we’ve done the entire thing in one of the living rooms in IKEA in Burbank. Now we really did that.
When IKEA read it, their only note was that I couldn’t say “sex video”. I could just say “video”. When we shot it, we were scantily clad with shoppers coming by. The only requirement was that we could not block the aisles. The fact that Tom and I – I’m in lingerie and Tom’s in boxer shorts – and we’re shooting it in the middle of an IKEA, and kids are watching, seems to be perfectly fine as long as people can still get to the bedding section. So in that sense, they’ve been amazing.
The main concern is always that we’re not disrupting the shoppers or the shopping process or causing any kind of danger to anyone shopping. As far as the editorial content goes, I always pitch them the general idea of the script, where I’m gonna go. I don’t just throw something at them. I don’t swear – I try not to swear. So that’s hard. I have to think of things like, “I wonder if they’re going to let me say ‘ass’” and things like that. I try to keep it family friendly, but there’s a lot of innuendo in the show. And I find that that goes along with the brand. I think it’s a kind of a cheeky brand. And I think certain brands – Virgin Airlines, Jet Blue, Starbucks – have a more cheeky presence probably more than Wal-Mart or something like that. I’m just guessing. I don’t know if you could do a lot of innuendo at Wal-Mart. That seems more middle America. There’s something about IKEA where they want to be stylish and hip and all those things so it works.
John: Yeah – I read something, maybe the LA Times thing, where you said everyone you know is looking to work with a brand. Why do you think that is?
Illeana: Currently they are, yeah. Because at the time I was first starting to talk to brands, even they didn’t know what I was talking about. Two years later I was meeting with companies that represented brands. I met with the company that represented Heineken that put together the whole Mad Men – Heineken deal. Now I think the reason people are looking for a brand is that it’s a way to fund something quickly where there’s a benefit for the brand, certainly, and there’s a benefit for the artist. I think that if they go hand in hand, you can actually do some great content. But I know a lot of people come to me now and say, “I have this idea and what brand do you think would be interested in it?” And those days are almost already over. Now you’ve got companies or advertising agencies that are so savvy – like there was this little window like there was with indie films where I could get right to the brand. But that has gone away. That has been sealed up again by the advertising agencies or the distributors. They want to go to the brands. You know, the last thing anybody ever wants is for the artist to have direct control with the money. The fact is, that’s what I have learned. Because that’s the most dangerous thing. Because an artist will be like I’ll do that whole thing for a hundred grand! The advertising agency wants to tell the brand give us a million dollars and then we’ll go out and get this person and that person.
It’s the same thing with the distributor. Some of these distribution outlets now online basically stole the idea from the artist, like
myself, that is just looking for a way to do content online. And they were like – oh this is a great idea! We will go to brands, we’ll say that we produced all this stuff that we’re simply distributing, and you give us x, y, and z and we’ll go out and hire the talent and all that and of course for a quarter of the cost. That’s kind of what’s going on right now. That’s why you see a lull in branded entertainment because people are locking up their brands right now – removing that relationship that the artist has with the brand, which I think is too bad. Unless you can create your own brand. Unless you can become your own Adam Carolla or your own Tom Green or your own Dane Cook. And somebody can see what they are and they’re an identifiable thing and then a motor oil company or – brands will start pursuing you.
John: The Dane Cook thing, another thing I wanted to ask you about. He’s kind of known in comedy circles as being one of the first people to get really really big primarily through social media – Facebook, at the time MySpace.
Illeana: Yeah, yeah.
John: Like on Twitter, now I think somebody like Rob Delaney or Megan Amram, who are incredibly funny, were like the Twitter kids who got big because of Twitter, or by using Twitter. Whereas Dane was in the old days MySpace-Facebook. I follow you on Twitter and so I find out what’s up with the show, stuff like that–
Illeana: So you know that I hung out with Jo Anne Worley, which is just the coolest. You know how hip I am.
John: Yes. I am impressed and jealous. But my question is, you’ve got content and you’re distributing it over the web – do you like Twitter as a tool for distribution or promotion?
Illeana: I was sort of doing it for the show, not really for myself, but then as the Easy To Assemble show started to progress I thought – wait a minute, I’m devoting so much time to the Easy To Assemble blogs, I should probably take more time to do my own thing, my own varied interests, etcetera.
So this year, this season, is when I started for the first time doing it more and more. I do feel like I have a strong point of view.
You can’t compete with the giants, the Steve Martins, but every once in a while it’s exciting, you get in there with a good tweet that somebody retweets. I think it’s good because I think the future of real estate is in figuring out how to create this little tribe around you. Because they’re going to support you when other people say oh I don’t know if he’s so sellable. And again, somebody like Tom Green is the perfect example of that. It’s as if his career stalled but by going on the road and doing his own thing he maintains probably a more successful career and he doesn’t have to be at the mercy of this production, that production. He can maintain a living and in a sense rebuild his own credibility as an actor and as an artist.

NOISE!
So that’s where I think the time we’re in right now is. For somebody like me or somebody like Kevin Pollack, I do think the tweeting is very important. For me, establishing myself as being a being a writer and producer and also being someone who is funny and can write funny and eventually, rather than trying to force a script you wrote down someone’s throat, you can see the evidence of it online. So in that sense I find it’s become easier.
I think the overnight sensations are always going to be the overnight sensations. I don’t know how you compete with an overnight sensation. I mean the girls with their makeup tips, stuff like that. You can’t create that. Then you get into this other issue where you have these people like the Kardashians and Real Housewives and the proliferation of what is real and what is not real is somewhat troubling right now. We’re inundated with it and there’s so much noise it’s difficult then to find a space.
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